The 69th Badge
This badge celebrates your dry, mature wit. Or… not.
You know what’s funny? Oh god, everything: dicks, anything about sex, falling down, bananas, yeast infections, farts, phrases that faintly recall the names of sexual positions, things that vaguely look like butts, sounds that kind of sound orgasmic, the paintings of Georgia O’Keefe, puns, your menstrual cycle, sex again, poo, dudes getting hit in the balls, ET CETERA. I think you get it.
If you giggle every time you hear the word “bone,” add “in bed” to the end of fortune cookies and company-wide memos, and are the reigning champ of “that’s what she said,” then we applaud your performance*.
Also, yes, this is the 69th badge. I counted, and I am middling to OK at math so it’s probably right.