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The 69th Badge
This badge celebrates your dry, mature wit. Or… not.
You know what’s funny? Oh god, everything: dicks, anything about sex, falling down, bananas, yeast infections, farts, phrases that faintly recall the names of sexual positions, things that vaguely look like butts, sounds that kind of sound orgasmic, the paintings of Georgia O’Keefe, puns, your menstrual cycle, sex again, poo, dudes getting hit in the balls, ET CETERA. I think you get it.
If you giggle every time you hear the word “bone,” add “in bed” to the end of fortune cookies and company-wide memos, and are the reigning champ of “that’s what she said,” then we applaud your performance*.
Also, yes, this is the 69th badge. I counted, and I am middling to OK at math so it’s probably right.

The 69th Badge

This badge celebrates your dry, mature wit. Or… not.

You know what’s funny? Oh god, everything: dicks, anything about sex, falling down, bananas, yeast infections, farts, phrases that faintly recall the names of sexual positions, things that vaguely look like butts, sounds that kind of sound orgasmic, the paintings of Georgia O’Keefe, puns, your menstrual cycle, sex again, poo, dudes getting hit in the balls, ET CETERA. I think you get it.

If you giggle every time you hear the word “bone,” add “in bed” to the end of fortune cookies and company-wide memos, and are the reigning champ of “that’s what she said,” then we applaud your performance*.

Also, yes, this is the 69th badge. I counted, and I am middling to OK at math so it’s probably right.

  1. kethera reblogged this from nepasfinestpants and added:
    ALSO, COCKS.
  2. nepasfinestpants reblogged this from ladyscouts and added:
    we really need to make these badges.
  3. mizqueenie reblogged this from ladyscouts and added:
    If I laugh at the word “queef” as well am I worthy of this badge?
  4. cipher-nine reblogged this from slapslapkiss and added:
    I definitely said to one of the other MSW interns at work today: “I’m pretty sure my middle name is Penis Jokes.”...
  5. str8nochaser reblogged this from imnotthatkindofgirl and added:
    I wear it with PRIDE.
  6. meredithhaggerty reblogged this from ladyscouts and added:
    Once I really impressed a date by pointing out...“Sherlock Holmes” had been spelled...
  7. fullcredit reblogged this from ladyscouts and added:
    There will never be a day that I walk past a deli offering “Freshly Tossed Salads” without laughing uncontrollably....
  8. imnotthatkindofgirl reblogged this from ladyscouts
  9. slapslapkiss reblogged this from ladyscouts and added:
    ↓ DICK JOKES.