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The “Unsexy Costume” Badge
There’s nothing wrong with a sexy costume because fun is fun, but there’s a something excellent in a chick who, on the boobsiest day of the year, shows up in a bear costume that covers her from head to tits to ass to toes. Like Cady Heron’s “Ex-Wife” and Britta from Community's dinosaur, seeing a woman go balls to the wall on a costume that does not exist primarily to make people want to remove it is refreshing. Plus: fewer nip-slips.
If you’re stuck for ideas this holiday weekend, here are some unsexed-up costumes:
Miss Havisham
MSNBC
Jodie Foster in Nell
Any and all full body animal suits (NO SPANDEX)
Kelly McGillis in Witness
Roseanne after a long day of work at The Lunch Box 
Harriet the Spy
Mother Teresa
Our impending mortality
A serious business lady who values her job and does not want to be fired for dressing inappropriately
Your own Nana
A sea-monster
Joan of Arc
Obviously any of these costumes can be made sexy by adding the world sexy and removing most of the top (your own Nana? Dude…), but that is a decision you have to deal with on your own.
Pin this badge to the ass of your two-person horse costume, and go enjoy some candy.

The “Unsexy Costume” Badge

There’s nothing wrong with a sexy costume because fun is fun, but there’s a something excellent in a chick who, on the boobsiest day of the year, shows up in a bear costume that covers her from head to tits to ass to toes. Like Cady Heron’s “Ex-Wife” and Britta from Community's dinosaur, seeing a woman go balls to the wall on a costume that does not exist primarily to make people want to remove it is refreshing. Plus: fewer nip-slips.

If you’re stuck for ideas this holiday weekend, here are some unsexed-up costumes:

  • Miss Havisham
  • MSNBC
  • Jodie Foster in Nell
  • Any and all full body animal suits (NO SPANDEX)
  • Kelly McGillis in Witness
  • Roseanne after a long day of work at The Lunch Box
  • Harriet the Spy
  • Mother Teresa
  • Our impending mortality
  • A serious business lady who values her job and does not want to be fired for dressing inappropriately
  • Your own Nana
  • A sea-monster
  • Joan of Arc

Obviously any of these costumes can be made sexy by adding the world sexy and removing most of the top (your own Nana? Dude…), but that is a decision you have to deal with on your own.

Pin this badge to the ass of your two-person horse costume, and go enjoy some candy.

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    I am so excited for my Sexy Unsexy costume - Sexy Mario Batali.
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    i did one “sexy” costume in college (slutty tooth fairy) and i was so annoyed and uncomfortable all night that i...